Tweets of the Week

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I think I have a brain tumor, but it's probably all in my head.

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Quotes from the inventor of the revolving door: "I have a new idea for a door."

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Early quotes from the inventor of the revolving door: "But doors are my passion, mom!"

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Quotes from the inventor of the revolving door: "I'm tired of this opening and closing crap."

Who Needs College?

Ok so just recently I have decided upon a new path for my life. Seeing as I will probably never finish this never ending Math Internal Assesment, I have decided to drop out of school now, so I don't waste anymore typing up daunting math equations. Since I can no longer go to college if I don't finish High School, I have decided to live at home for the rest of my life, mooching off of my parents, watching countless hours of TV everyday, and becoming a complete bum...maybe on second thought, I will just finish the math IA, I haven't decided for sure yet;)

Check this link out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/show/

Max Ehrmann's Desiderata

This is one of my favorite poems, and I wanted to share. It makes you kinda love the world.

Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career,
however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery,
and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

FML- The Outcast Diaries

Day one: The Back of the Bus

Stupidly thinking that others would join us, we sat at the back of the bus. When no one did, we ended up stuck between the horrible, ear-shattering voices of Brett and Taylor and the annoying commentary by Zambo and boy Taylor. Meanwhile, everyone else seemed to be having a jolly old time at the front of the bus. We were the only two people who watched all three movies. We even went 3+ hours of not speaking to each other. FML

The Arrival:

After finally reaching Santa Fe, 8 hours later, the team headed over to the course. Thinking things could only go up hill from here, we decided to try bonding. We thought that the best way to do this would be to participate in our own Frisbee club; this was not the case. You thought picking teams via the captain system was only a nightmare in elementary school... WRONG! Not only were we the last girls picked but Kaylee was consistently called Kylie. FML

Dinner: The List Never Ends

We could tell dinner was going to suck early on when we were shunned to the small corner table with two people who were obsessed with video games. Shortly after sitting down we realized what major outcasts were were. Once two other tables joined to form a "fun" table (which we obviously were not a part of) we instinctively fled to the bathroom in order to avoid yet another awkward moment. Upon return we derived a genius plan- fill the silent moments where we really felt like crying with laughter so at least people would think that we were having a good time. Our first execution of the plan worked perfectly when our laughter caught the attention of the "fun" table- finally contact with the insiders! we were proud of this accomplishment even if only few words were exchanged.

Contact number two occurred about a half an hour later when an insider asked if we had our food yet. The night was looking up!

Key Quotes:

"If you just keep laughing it won't hurt so bad"- insider referring to tennis

"I'm tired of being left out of everything"- insider, jokingly, we aren't joking

You Know You're an Outsider When:

1)You write a book about being an outsider.

2)You spend more time talking to chaperones than to teammates.

3)When the gift meant for you is opened by others.

4)You only have one conversation with an insider, all day.

5)You get left behind on the team's run through of the course.

6)You don't get a dog tag

7)Teammates didn't know you were on the bus until the first stop in Pueblo.

I Don't Know

ok....so today I left school thinking I was going to have a relaxing spa day with my sisters....oh boy was that my first mistake! So I decided that I was going to get my eyebrows waxed with my girft card, mostly because it was in my price range, but also cause I thought it would be handy. So I enter this nice, relaxing room, with soothing music playing...and I think alright this is nice. So they lady, (who was fairly nice) began by telling me the wax may be a little warm, but everyone acts differently. I brace myself, thinking that it would feel like my face was on fire, but luckily it felt quite nice. Then she goes to rip off the strip, and I thought oh man here comes the real pain, but even that didn't feel that bad, since I wasn't expecting it. The lady then goes to do the second section, and after she rips it off she says "Oh no!" and I'm sitting there going oh shit!!! It turns out she ripped off a piece of my skin along with it, so basically now inbetween my eyebrows I have this gigantic red spot that you can't help but stare at when you see it....WONDERFUL! THe only good part was it was free since she waxed more than just my eyebrows, so I still have my whole giftcard left. The bad news is, I look like an idiot!

Self-Diagnosis

I was feeling unusually tired today, especially since I had gotten more than 10 hours of sleep last night(Ann suggested that I got TOO much sleep) and so I decided to look up the affects of too much sleep, get this: "studies" show oversleeping can lead to heart disease, back pain, depression, diabetes, headaches and even...DEATH! Ya, death: "Multiple studies have shown that more than seven or eight hours of sleep can lead to higher fatality rates". Looks like I'm a gone-er...

Dude... all of these outfits are seriously made out of duct tape

HAIR

I have been slaving away on my 100 things to do before i die list and one of the items on it is to give someone a decent haircut, well today was my lucky day. My sister allowed my to cut her hair!!!!! That moment just about made my life. I stood behind her with a pair of shiny, silver scissors, gazing upon her beautiful golden blond head and knew that I, Kaylee Elizabeth, had the power to make her look even more gorgeous than she already was. Now that the job is complete and Lauren looks like a super model (not to brag or anything) I have a new found appreciation for hairstylists. I never knew how physically exhausting it is to cut and style a person's hair and make it look good. The part that truly baffles me is how talented they are at combing the hair while holding it and the scissors- it is an amazing art. I can honestly say that I am a changed person, I will never look at the haircutting industry the same again.

1 list item done, 99 to go... HELL YEAH! my life is slowly becoming more fulfilled

P.S. if you would like your hair cut and styled I am now charging $5.00 a piece

shewolf

I know you are all familiar with the She Wolf music video by Shakira, I have showed it to you on multiple occasions. Well, today I was reading a Rolling Stones Magazine about Shakira and to my great horror, I discovered that the cave she is dancing through in the music video is intended to be/ look like the inside of a VAGINA! I sure hope my nether regions don't look like that with all the glitter and such. What kind of creepy metaphor is that supposed to be? Who wants to dance around in their own vagina?

feet

Today, I was reading about my terrible foot problem, which you are probably tired of hearing about already, and I discovered that bone spurs mainly happen in middle-aged adults. OMG! How terrifying is that! I am not even an adult yet and I am facing the physical ailments of someone my mothers age! Here we are finishing off our senior year of high school and instead of entering adulthood, my body is entering the stage of senior citizenship. By the time I am fifty I will probably be living in the body of a ninety two year old. FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

------ sorry for the language i just thought that i would vent. What better way than online on a web page that nobody truly cares about?

Three Man Wolf Pack

This wouldn't be an appropriate blog for the three of us, if this wasn't included:

How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it sin city...ha ha

You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert together, in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, we make a toast!

Narwals (LIVE)

they exist.

Ultra Condensed Movies

I found this website that has "ultra condensed movies", here's a few:

GREASE
John Travolta
I like you, but you're not cool enough.
Olivia Newton-John
What if I dress like a slut?
John Travolta
Now that you're not who you are, I can love you for who I wanted you to be.
THE END

THE LION KING
Scar
You killed your father.
Simba
(runs away)
Nala
We need you.
Simba
(runs back)
THE END

Sunday Adventure Club

Stumbled upon this.... Ilike it. (its by David Shringley)

The Beginning...

Last day of winter break. 136 days till graduation. Three high school seniors, this is our story.